Google just spat in my face
It’s Google I/O week and this year’s theme is performative slop . Budding Googlers battle it out on stage vying for executive eyeballs. The prize? Exemption from the next culling . As you might know AI isn’t my cup of tea and my AI policy explains why. AI peddlers like Google have made one thing abundantly clear: their product will take your skills. It will take your profession. It will dehumanise you and you’ll pay for it. I figured Google’s Prompt API would be the most offensive attack on an open web I’d witness this month. Nope! Google’s new microsite has sent me apoplectic. Modern Web Guidance is a set of evergreen and expert-vetted skills that guide your AI coding agents across many common use cases to build modern web experiences that are accessible, performant, and secure. Build with Modern Web Guidance At first glance this is nothing more than an advertisement for the AI industrial complex. I made the mistake of engaging my brain for a closer look. Brain engagement is discouraged so I only have myself to blame for the ensuing rage. Google spits in the face of professional web development. Where do I even start? The repeated use of “modern web” implies that current development practices are out of date. Throw away all established knowledge because Google has changed the game . The entire chat-box-driven-development craze has been a long series of “you’re prompting it wrong” arguments. Are we to understand that Google’s new magic incantations have settled the debate once and for all? Which experts? Google, I assume. You are no longer an expert. You are token consumer number six. Expertise are not a privilege extended to consumers. Forgive my ignorance but I struggle to understand how AI addicts define “skills”. From what I can understand these “skills” are text prompts? “Skills” used to refer to the trained abilities required to do a professional job. I’m no prescriptivist but this is slopaganda. Google’s idea of “modern web” is a deskilling effort that should deeply offend developers to their core. It should also offend the AI apologists. Google thinks you’re too stupid to articulate your prayers coherently so just copy-paste the ten commandments. Defer to the almighty bullshitter in the cloud! What do you think a fair wage is for a professional developer who has less agency than Butter Bot? They’ll say this “democratises” web development alongside all and every profession in which AI has been violently forced . And what is the end goal? To deskill you so far down the ladder you’ll be forced into token servitude. To make a handful of billionaires even richer. Prompt boxes are not “just a tool” they are the end of your career. Implement a starter Content Security Policy (CSP) without breaking my app. Don’t break it bro! Pinky promise? Thanks for reading! Follow me on Mastodon and Bluesky . Subscribe to my Blog and Notes or Combined feeds.